The first R rated movie I saw in theaters was Aliens. The First PG-13 that I saw was LadyHawke. My brothers and sisters insist that I saw both Star Wars and Close Encounters multiple times in the theaters (a claim I find dubious because of my mom's refusal to let any of us go pay to see a movie twice), but the first PG movie that I remember going to see in theaters was The Black Hole.

Thoroughly fun, excellent series. Well written and well acted. I must remember to add Nathan's twitter feed.  ( spoilery last episode thoughts )

SNOOOOOOOOWWWWW

:D

[05] In the Loop
[63] The Thick of It (spoilers for Series 3)
[20] GIFs of The Thick of It


( Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off! )

When i was in Okinawa, I hung out with a group of people that loved to fight. Ironically, I never was involved in one of their fights, and the one fight I got into while over there, none of them were around.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I set typenik's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole chrissmari's purse (30 points). In November I punched morganastar in the arm (-10 points). In May I helped gynocide hide a body (-173 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-295 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, auntiesiannan

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Now I have the episode of Dinosaurs with the Old Guy In The Woods talking about MOOOOOLDY BREAD stuck in my head.

I hate my family. I really, really do. The whole point of NOT going home for Christmas was to NOT get sucked into their problems again. So of course my sister - who never, ever calls me - has to call today and tell me every little detail of what's going on at home. All of it stuff I really didn't wanna know. And I'm not even talking about my other sister getting evicted and being supervised by child services. I'm talking about stuff I didn't wanna know about my parents. Cause I KNOW how stupid my parents are. I've tried to help them out since I was 13 and became more mature than them and they never wanted my help or they took it and 5 minutes later started the same stupid shit all over again.

So now they're in so deep they might lose their house. Well, congratulations. And thank you for sucking me into it again. Cause if things have gone that far, I'm betting none of my insurance policies have been paid in months, which means a) my credit history's gone to hell and b) I'll probably have to pay hundreds of bucks in late fees because of course nobody told me about it when things first started going south, as always, so I could have taken them over. (And before I get people telling me again that well, they are my responsibility in the first place, paying my insurances has been the only help I've been getting from my parents ever since I turned 18. Nothing else. Ever. I don't even get Christmas or birthday presents.) And well, I have a vacation and a student loan coming up that I need to pay for. A vacation I probably wouldn't have booked if I had known what was coming. Of course, in my family we obviously pretend nothing's wrong until we're living under a bridge.

So thanks, mom and dad, for ruining my well-thought-out plans with your stupidity and making me worry about life and money and what the future holds. Again. You've been trying to ruin my life for almost 28 years, looks like you're not about to stop anytime soon. Thanks for ruining my happy place and the nice and quiet couple of days I had hoped for.

Merry fucking Christmas.

Looking at my house with Google Earth is weird. You can even see the statuary on the patio with the satellite pic.

I'm craving lasagne but I don't wanna build one.

These fake Ugg boots I bought are almost as comfortable as the real thing but I can tell after a month of wear that they aren't going to last like real Uggs. Bah, for 35 bucks I can deal with cheap seaming.

Did I mention I am getting a doggie? :D

My dad sent this to me with the caption "Texas Flashlight."



This is what Jack Bauer would grab when the power goes out. Why does the power go out? Because it's afraid of Jack Bauer. But so is the dark, so Jack Bauer has no need of flashlights.